Owhs V.S. Wans
Its a jug that never spills.
Typical of Fibjirop’s products, there is probably some magical quality to it ther could eradicate all of existence.
It also has a bad design, an awkardly positioned handle, total invulnerabilty to everything except Fibjirop’s other products and the abilty to never spill anything. The only way to get something out of this jug is to will it out.